whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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