I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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