its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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