I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
