He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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