Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He better not be in your backpack
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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