Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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