woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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