Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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