maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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