is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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