Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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