just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
