It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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