glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
a search helicopter?!
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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