he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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