Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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