I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize