Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
