oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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