So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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