I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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