Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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