Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
don't judge my taste in strippers
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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