Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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