I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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