Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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