Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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