its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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