i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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