Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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