I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
