You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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