remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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