But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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