About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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