What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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