what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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