if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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