Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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