You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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