It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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