I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm bleeding and have questions
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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