love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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