I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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