whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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