So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.