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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.

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  I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy

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  Nevermind. Totally worth it.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone

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• (718): View more from New York

  I feel like I smell like bad decisions

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