I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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