I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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