I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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