But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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