Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I bet he comes in French.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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