carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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