and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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