FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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