I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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