He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
What drink are we having for lunch?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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