I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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