i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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