You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
True college students do jello shots in the library
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