Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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